I'm going to leave a note on the floor next to the door that you see as you walk in. It will say "surprise in the kitchen". You walk to the kitchen, taking your jacket off, and there's a glass of wine on the table with another note. It says " I need to give your clothes to the dry cleaners - could you take them all off" You do and then discover another note that says "your pleasure awaits you" sipping wine, your cock is waking up!